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James Valentine

Dancing in Buenos Aires

Haven't written properly for days, I know. It has been pretty busy and we haven't been in a great deal, other than to regroup, redress and possibly nap (an alien concept to me usually, but there's something about this lifestyle that makes it necessary) and go to bed at 0430.

After the trip to La Catedral I reported, I danced at La Viruta in Armenia (also Rock and Roll, which I can take or leave). The class was very good there, though I left at 0030 and later discovered I'd missed the best of the tango. Apparently the show tango dancers from around town turn up to unwind with some social dancing after their performances. I'd like to see that.

The next day (as Lee had arrived), Zhenja (from New York: Lee and I met her in London in the Summer) took us to El Niño Bien on Humberto Primo in Monserrat. Beautiful environment and proper seated milonga. Good dances had by all. We also were introduced by Zhenja to her teacher, Alberto Catala who offered us reasonably priced private lessons in a studio he uses in Belgrano, subsequently inviting us to his regular table at Salon Canning. The price of the private lesson was more than justified by this kindness alone. I'll talk more about the actual afternoon lesson at another point.

Canning was excellent - it lived up to the blogs I'd read - exclusive, challenging and very busy floor. Mondays are apparently quieter.

Now I've been to church and Lee has done a particularly challenging milonga class in Florida, we'll probably go out for dinner now and then to Confiteria Ideal on Suipacha, which I expect to be quite like El Niño Bien, but with more tourists and less dressing up (apart from Lee who is looking pretty in pink).

Hasta luego!

Two nights of dancing

I didn't write about last night today. Since then I've been out again. Similar trip, two different dance venues.

Firstly, La Catedral, at Sarmiento 4006. I decided to take the Subte to get there (to arrive at 2200 for the class) but was thwarted in Argentine style: there was a fire(?!) on Linea B, so I got out at Carlos Pellegrini and had a think. I'm not aversed to playing with the buses a little, even in the evening, so I walked one block to Sarmiento and waited at the stop. A large, pale, friendly-looking chap in a suit and tie struck up some conversation with me. I could only engage in a limited way but he was amused when flashed my SUBE card at the bus driver and told him "Sarmiento 4000". The friendly chap (Julio, for that was his name) told me in Spanish that this colectivo would go via Juan D Peron and that I could walk back to Sarmiento. He also warned me that what I was trying to do was quite dangerous. I've decided that it is mainly dangerous if you look naive, wander, talk loudly in English and carry a wallet, jewelery, smartphone or camera. I normally do none of those things. I also recommend growing a beard and cultivating a knowing scowl. I genuinely read that a woman was surprised her husband's watch was stolen whilst they sat in Plaza San Martin, even though it was hidden by a "tennis bracelet". I have looked that up, to find that it is a string of diamonds... ~sigh~

Although the colectivo was very crowded, Julio managed to indicate my stop. As he did so he gave me his card and said in English that I was to call him at any point if I needed help. I've since written to thank him. The world needs more people like that.

When I got of the bus, I started what became a 20-minute walk which should have been five. Having asked directions I strode of and ended up walking around five blocks in a rectangle or so. I finally found the club and was glad that I arrived when I did, because two Americans, Brent and Phil (I suppose she spells her name like that) from Wimbledon, London joined the quasi-queue behind me. They kindly paid my AR$40 for entry to the class and the milonga, which was laid out traditionally with tables three-deep around the floor.

The native Spanish speakers were hugely in the minority. As were the dancers - most people were tourists trying tango for the first time. I quite enjoyed the class, though it rocketed through about four weeks' worth of material in an hour. The floor was also terrible. Wooden, but pockmarked, pitted and frankly dangerous. I happily assumed the role of taxi dancer, taking new followers out on the floor to walk out the basics. Eventailly, new people were asking me to dance with them and their friends. Dancing as much as I did from 2200 to 0300, it is becoming clear to me that some people "have it" and some people don't. I danced four tandas with one German girl who had never danced anything in her life and she was unstoppable. I also took someone else out and the salida told me that there was no way tango was going to come naturally to her and sure enough her inertia tired us both out. It didn't seem to matter if they'd danced anything else. I know from personal experience that salsa doesn't help my tango at all (hips and arms everywhere), for example. Some of the Americans had danced some swing - maybe that's good for coordination.

Anyway, the Quilmes flowed (from 970ml bottles, well under £4) the empanadas were edible. Everyone had fun, and almost everyone wanted to dance. I don't think I was refused all night, but the cabeceo didn't work anywhere. Towards the end we had some Chacareras and someone asked me to dance, but I struggled. No one minds too much with Chacarera. It has a certain phoniness about it anyway. I can't help but feel it's long-dead folk dance on life support, resurrected from time-to-time to allow men to show of their zapatos and amagues.

A very good night for my first milonga in Buenos Aires. I feel relieved - milestone achieved. The next club, La Viruta on Armenia deserves a post of it's own.

Understanding Derivatives - A Perfect Metaphor

Thanks to Ian at Rotary for this.

This one came around about a year ago; but it is worth a repeat.  After reading this, you will understand how the bankers did what they did….

Ian. 

Gordon was the proprietor of a bar in Glasgow .....

He realizes that virtually all of his customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize his bar.

To solve this problem, he comes up with a new marketing plan that allows his customers to drink now, but pay later.

Gordon keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around about Gordon’s "drink now, pay later" marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into his bar. Soon he has the largest sales volume for any bar in Glasgow ...

By providing his customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Gordon gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, he substantially increases his prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages.

Consequently, Gordon's gross sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Gordon's borrowing limit.

He sees no reason for any undue concern because he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral!

At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS.

These "securities" then are bundled and traded on international securities markets.

Naive investors don't really understand that the securities being sold to them as "AAA Secured Bonds" really are debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb - and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation's leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices still are climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Gordon's bar. He so informs Gordon.

Gordon then demands payment from his alcoholic patrons. But, being unemployed alcoholics -- they cannot pay back their drinking debts.

Since Gordon cannot fulfil his loan obligations he is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and Gordon's 11 employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, DRINKBOND prices drop by 90%.

The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank's liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.

The suppliers of Gordon's bar had granted him generous payment extensions and had invested their firms' pension funds in the BOND securities.

They find they are now faced with having to write off his bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds.

His wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, his beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multibillion pound no-strings attached cash infusion from the government.

The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Gordon's bar.

Now do you understand derivatives ???

Gracias por todos

Julio,

Muchos gracias por su ayuda en el colectivo última noche. Tuve una noche muy agradable bailando el tango.

Incluso regresó 0330 a San Telmo en un colectivo de Corrientes. Miro feroz y mantener la boca cerrada!

Gracias por la bienvenida a un turista como yo a su ciudad. Le deseo lo mejor en sus esfuerzos.

Saludos cordiales!
J.

(El turista con el SUBE)

Still no gas...

The saga continues. ByT are being very helpful. It isn't their fault that the gas is not being supplied to the building, but if it really looks like we aren't going to be able to cook for the trip, I will have to insist that we move or are at least heavily compensated. Apologies for my halting Spanish. My technique is as follows:

- think of the nearly simplest way of saying something in English.
- shove it in Google translate
- change the phrases that it returns for ones that I suspect may be more suitable. Use knowledge of other languages and select in preference words and phases you've heard elsewhere.
- change the English where the Spanish produced appears to be gibberish.
- paste into your e-mail and start on the next line.
- rinse and repeat.

It works for me...
J.

Like most e-mail threads, read from the bottom up:
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Buenos días Ana,

Gracias por el mensaje. Agradezco la mañana servicio de limpieza que mi amigo está llegando desde Londres.

Todavía no hay gas. Puedo proponer una pequeña compensación de AR$60 cada día que no puedo cocinar? Ahora ha sido cuatro días. Mi amigo Lee quiere cocinar y las comidas "en casa" son en parte de la diversión. Ahora comprendo de que el agua caliente siempre será variable.

Espero con interés reunirme con Andrea. Gracias por su ayuda en estos asuntos.
J.

On 23/11/11 10:56, Atención al cliente - ByT Argentina wrote:

Buenos días James,
 
Lamentamos profundamente que este tema se haya demorado.
Teníamos entendido que el mismo día de su ingreso , por la tarde. esto sería solucionado.
Como usted sabrá, todo depende de la companía de Gas que vuelva a habilitarlo.
El propietario no está en la ciudad hasta mañana pero está en comunicación constante con el señor Gonzalo, el portero del edificio, quien lo tiene al tanto de las novedades.
Por lo último que me informaron , el día de hoy por la tarde ya deberán tener gas en todo el edificio nuevamente.
 
El propietaro también se siente apenado con la situación y por supuesto, en principio, esperaremos que se reestablezca el servicio y no tendrá inconveniente en compensarlos de alguna manera por esto.
Además de esa compensación que le ofrecerá el propietario, él les ofrece un servicio de limpieza el día de mañana jueves.
El primer servicio corespondiente a la renta se realizará el día martes 29/11 a partir de las 9 hs.
La señora que realiza el servicio se llama Andrea y es de suma confianza del propietario. Si ustedes tienen planes, la señora Andrea podría realizar el servicio si ustedes no estuvieran. (igualmente el día de mañana como cortesía del propietario)
Aguardaré su repsuesta para gestionarlo.
 
James , estaré pendiente de su respuesta y de la habilitación del servicio de gas en el día de hoy.
 
Un saludo cordial,
 
Ana Garcia
Atención al cliente
 
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:21 PM
Subject: Re: Chacabuco and Chile

Yo estaba equivocado. No hay agua caliente. Supongo que es una caldera de gas?
J.

On 22/11/11 16:10, James Valentine wrote:

Ana,

Todavía no hay gas. :-( Ayer le pregunté al encargado. Él dijo que hay un problema de suministro, y que sería reparada hoy. Ni siquiera puedo hacer el té - no hay tampoco hervidor. Afortunadamente, el agua caliente ya está funcionando. La mañana de ayer ducha estaba fría.

Gastando mucho dinero en las comidas en los restaurantes tristemente con frecuencia por mi cuenta. Dpartamento no los aspectos buenas, aunque un poco oscuro.

Gracias por su atención.
J.

On 22/11/11 14:21, Atención al cliente - ByT Argentina wrote:

Dear James:
 
I am contacting you from ByT Argentina, Customer Service Area.
We do hope you are spending a nice time in Buenos Aires.
 
We want to extend our apologizes because at the momnet of the check in , there was no gas in the entire building due to a company cut.
The service was reconected the same day, wasn´t it ?
We would apreciatte if you can confirm us if everything is ok.
James, please don´t hesitate to contact us in case of any further assistance during your stay.
 
Kindest regards,
 
 
Ana Garcia
Atención al cliente
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Airport to Appartment

Hi Lee. You could take any remise from the airport. Should cost a bit less than $50 dollars US. Not a black and yellow cab - cheap but riskier. I used World Cars or something. Or slightly cheaper, a blue and white radio cab.

Just came out of La Catedral in Palermo, caught a bus and got of it for a 7 block walk home. Left the milonga at 0300, so half an hour is good going: took longer to get there. Slightly scary walk home, but I notice that nearly everyone is as scared as each other. Mutual respect? Got some good tangos in, but only with other tourists. Nearly solid dancing from the class at 2200 to 0300.

See you soon.

[Sent from my phone, probably on the hoof. Sorry if this message is terse.]

On Nov 22, 2011 9:44 PM, "Lee" <xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Hi James,

What was the best way you'd worked out to get to the appartment?

Regards

Lee

Rotary Club of Villa Crespo - photo

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Hi Chris,

I wonder if you would send the attached photo around the club?

It's a picture of me handing over our banner to the president of the Rotary Club of Villa Crespo, Carlos Giudicessi, accompanied by their secretary, Beatriz Carceller. Villa Crespo is a leafy westerly district of Buenos Aires. You can see our banner on their website! http://www.rotaryvillacrespo.com.ar/

They kindly treated me to steak, Malbec and chocolate cake and we all had a good time, me doing my best to amuse with my halting Spanish and the help of my phone as translator. We talked about lots of things, economic, political, etc. With a 2100 start, we didn't get finished until 0030 after which they hailed me a taxi, paid the chap in advance and sent me home in comfort. It's a small club but very friendly and welcoming and they would certainly appreciate more visits from our club members. I shall probably be returning with Kokila in a couple of weeks' time.

Wonderful to be part of Rotary and building bridges between nations with some historical... uneasiness.

Best wishes to all.
J.

What a day: learning Spanish and visiting the Rotary Club of Villa Crespo

I got up quite early at 0930 considering how late the night before had been. I worked on my laptop before dashing out for lunch, walking south to an Ugi's pizza I'd seen. Having enjoyed Ugi's right by the Obelisco, it was without hesitation that I strode in and requested my muzzarella pizza in halting Spanish. It's the only place I've been laughed at. The pizza wasn't as good as I remembered, with a slightly metalic taste. I brought it back and made some salad to go with it.

Lourdes, my friend and penpal finished her training at the Citibank, where she will be working in the call centre selling credit cards to their pre-existing customers. We met after some disorganisation and misunderstanding on San Pelegrino. I had seen a sign for a SUBE card (like Oyster) but it appeared you needed ID to get it. Lourdes provided hers, with the sensible proviso that I give her the card before I leave. After that, a couple of coffees and an impromptu Spanish lesson, in turn followed by a walk to her college of photography. The cafe was quite expensive (within sight of the Obelisco and a number of lilac trees), but I noted it was considerably cheaper than the chain cafe I'd ordered two coffees at Juramento on on Sunday (admittedly just to use the WiFi).

With not much time to spare, I took the Subte Linea C back to Diagonal Norte and thence on the B to Independencia which I realise is only about five small Bs. As. blocks from my home. There I showered and changed into my light suit, used the computer, then set off in ample time to arrive at 2000 at Gurruchaga 171.

I was an hour early. More to follow tomorrow. Truly wonderful Rotary evening, with discussion on everything from politics to food. My Spanish is improving faster and faster...

A day of variety

I left off before dinner in my last post. As it's my style, I'll bring you up to date with unecessary amounts of detail.

The restaurant I mentioned on the corner of Chacabuco and Chile was really rather good - cheap and owner-run. I arrived at about 2130 and it didn't start to get remotely busy until 2200 Initially it was too cool with the air conditioning, but that was soon adjusted, and I ate a very reasonably priced beef burger and chips (like nothing you get at home: the meat fell apart and the roll was flat and crisp). I took to watching the polo, realising that whilst I understood the concept intellectually, I'd never seen it played. What a sport. The horsemanship is incredible and the precision, elegance, class and skill seems unmatched by any other sport I've seen. Would like to see some live, so I've put that on the growing list for when Kokila gets here. I stayed in the bar/restaurant longer than planned because the Quilmes beer only comes in 970ml bottles... I was shattered and none-too sober by the time I hit the sack.

I spent the morning working on the computer and dealing with e-mail, and actually woke earlier than usual, around 0915. I think the feng shui in the room is pretty excellent. Black turtle behind my head in the form of a solid wall, mirror to the side, door on the opposite wall to the bed head. Lourdes had written to say that she was going to church at 1100, so I thought I would meet her in the Juramento area of Belgrano where the Rey des Reyes church is, trying to time my arrival to when she would be emerging at 1400. But I turned the wrong way out of the flat and ended up walking south, only realising when I hit San Juan. Turning left, I walked along to Plaza Dorrego which was a big mistake on a Sunday as the antiques fair and the lower end of Defensa was crawling with (other?) tourists. I strode up to Plaza de Mayo in and entered the Subte at Bolivar, planning to buy a card a bit like London's Oyster. No, the man in the ticket booth told me: I had to buy one in the post office. Mad! So I bought five tickets (on one paper card) and walked along the tunnel to the D line which goes north-west toward Juramento.

I walked to the church on Cuidad de la Paz and got there just after 1400 somewhat against the odds after all my wandering around. Little did I know that the service had finished early and Lourdes had in fact left about half an hour before. I waited. I waited. Whenever I planned to go, a number of people seemed to emerge. I grabbed a Milanese in a bread roll and some juice and waited some more. at 1430 I called the number I had for Lourdes and got someone else who had never heard of her. At 1530 I gave up - not even South Americans delay the ends of their church services that much - and headed to a cafe on the main road which had wifi. I sat there and added 11 to the beginning of the phone number (noticed with with another number stored in the phone) and sure enough, Lourdes answered. We agreed to communicate her address details by Skype, so I hung up and sure enough the details of her address in Retiro/Recoleta area came through. After two coffees I decided to take the Linea D to Tribunales and walk up to hers - about 6 blocks, towards Plaza San Martin. By the time I'd got there and called the flat again, her housemate Lucy answered. I was too late - my friend had misunderstood and gone to the square to meet me. Two blocks and a lap of the square and we finally saw each other.

As we neared her flat I made a mistake and asked how much she was paying for it. I think from her answer that the studio apartment she and Lucy share costs them less than AR$300/month. She nearly fainted when I told her that the 2 bedroom place I managed to get as a tourist cost about AR$4300/month. There's no doubt that if I wanted to stay longer than a month in future, I would try to make arrangements differently than going through a holiday rental. It is notoriously difficult for non-residents to get accommodation, normally requiring a guarantor, and I suppose ByT made it very easy for me.

So on entering, this tiny studio already had four occupants seated listening to pop music streaming from the computer and the television humming out some detective show from the 70s. They were some of Lucy's family. Although from Peru, she has settled here and these relatives live nearby also. They were immediately welcoming and I've had the first sensation of being in a local's home which was moving as well as challenging from a language perspective. I used Google Translate on their computer, which was, I estimate a 7 year-old Pentium 4 with 256MB of RAM, a virus and a sticky keyboard. I did my best to clean it up but there's only so much you can do without a memory upgrade which was sorely needed. We sat at the table together and ate some dessert, laughed, talked about tango (I played some on my phone via the computer speakers) and tried to make ourselves understood. Lourdes' English has improved incrementally, as has my Spanish, and Lucy spoke some English. Her niece was too shy to, though they said she was learning. Kokila and I should apparently attend her dance performance at a central theatre on 17th. Should be doable.

I've never thought of Lourdes as poor in the practical sense, but she is typical of an immigrant trying to get work and carve out a living, whilst studying as well. She lives very cheaply, takes the bus and limits her movements to the square miles around the Microcentro. We had planned to go to church, and although she had already attended in the morning, she kindly offered to go there with me. The collectivo (bus) 152 went practically to the door of the church for AR$1.25 (call it 19p?), we crammed down some juice and cake at a cheap cafe and got into the building at 2030 with Lourdes' cell group leaders who we met outside. They insisted on introducing me to a lady called Maria, who offered to interpret the whole service into English for me. An earpiece and receiver were thrust into my hands, and I explained that I didn't need the worship songs translated (it was more that I wanted to sing them and didn't want her wasting her breath talking to herself whilst I belted out the lyrics and got the gist). We were walked to the front of the modern hall and seated in a good spot about three rows back. The people around us had been queuing since about 1945 for their seats but we were marched into position. Special help for the English tourist, I think.

The service was very pentecostal, more so than I had remembered. A full half hour of worship as people filtered in followed by one sermon from one chap, more worship, some testimony, Bible teaching and another long, passionate and excellent sermon. Although I've attended this church several times before, it was interesting that Claudio Freidzon, the church leader explained about the church's beginning back in 1993 where he described preaching to an empty church (four old ladies, apparently). As the sermon was about the valley of dry bones coming to life, he made us all laugh with his analogy of church planting. Now they run a youth service on Friday nights, three services on Saturdays and five on Sundays (take a look at the pic on that page) and they're all full. Great to understand nearly every word spoken, though Maria, sitting about six rows away from me would get very excited at points and that could sometimes slightly affect her interpretation! The strainge thing is, at Encounter back in Marlow there is discussion about whether we should have a 45 minute or hour-long service. No one bats an eyelid here at a full 2h30 - you really don't feel it. The whole experience is intense, challenging and moving. There must be 1500 people, praising God, cheering, crying, raising their arms, falling down. They're predominantly of the middle class: I saw several people put AR$100 (£15) in the collection (that's nearly half of Lourdes' share of her rent, I suppose). The service finished with more worship intermingled with loud prayers from the pastor, he indicating to the 20-strong choir, two worship leaders and keyboard/bass/guitar/drums when to bring the volume up and down for best effect.

After the service, everyone left rather elated, their spirits dampened much less than their overcoats in the pouring rain outside. Dinner was the question. I have a favourite grill restaurant (El Establo near where Lourdes lives, so we took the bus back but didn't get through the door until 0030! Now, everyone knows that you can get dinner anywhere at 2300 but 0030 is pushing it on a Sunday. We took a seat and were told eventually that they were closed! But we just walked in, we protested! He agreed to serve us if we were quick. As I said in my Tripadvisor review: "Salad to share, 1/2 Bife de chorizo each, 1/2 bottle of young Malbec, AR$169 including cover charge for two, excluding tip. So that's less than £15/head for very good steak and pretty good wine. I'm going back, probably this trip".

I walked Lourdes back then set off on foot. Although I had two mobiles on me, I hid mine somewhere no thief would dare to go, leaving the cheapo celluar argentino in my pocket. I had used up all the cash in my wallet, so I thought I wasn't worth much. So, at 0130, 7 blocks south, Diagnonal Norte for three or so, then south on Maipu, which turns into Chacabuco, so 7 and a half more blocks to my door. Not scary in the slightest. Cultivate a scowl, be six-foot or so, have a beard and cross the street quite a lot and you're fine. I'll tell you how to spot a potential problem person (or group) in a later post. I rarely see one.

Bed time now. Day two down at just gone 0300. Earlyish start tomorrow to mesh with UK business hours in the afternoon. Good night.